If Life Gives You Melons from Snorg Tees

Today's Tee of the Day Comes From Snorg Tees.

I don't know who thinks life is handing out free fruits.  There's some ninja guy who always wants to bust my melons.  Life didn't just hand me these melons, I had to work for them.  I would have loved to receive free lemons, or melons, or both.  But hey, you get what you get.

Or you could make melonade.  That sounds tasty.

Always Be Yourself from Snorg Tees

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Snorg Tees.

I knew someone who had the crazy idea that he should name his first kid "Batman" and then give a normal middle name.  Here was his reasoning.  In elementary school, everyone wants to be friends with Batman.  In Middle School/High School, it's something great to put on the back of a jersey..."Taking the field, number 52, BATMAN!" Then when he's an adult, he can go by his middle name and then it's just a fun conversation piece, "Yeah, I go by 'Steve' because that's my middle name.  My real first name is 'Batman'.  See, it says so right here on my driver's license."  This tee is in honor of him.

A year or two after he told me this, he got married and had a kid.  They named her "Sarah." 

Mordor Fun Run from Snorg Tees

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Snorg Tees.

"One does not simply walk into Mordor." said Agent 006.  "That's right," said Rudy, "you run!"  To commemorate the felling of the dark tower, Morder hosts it's annual Fun Run to Mount Doom.  Runners remove their shoes and run over razor sharp rocks for 3 days straight with only a square of stale bread wrapped in leaves to stain them along the way.  Show your support for these pour souls!

Just don't lose a finger or go crazy doing the run.  You might have to be saved by giant eagles.