Friday, May 23, 2014

Father of the Year from Qwertee

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Qwertee.

So father's day is coming up next month and I think it's never too early to recognize the important things that dads do other than their normal jobs.  Between chasing down Corellian Corvettes and crushing systems, some dads do the best they can to make kids happy.


Some dads really are the greatest!

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Hide & Seek Champ from Shirt.Woot!

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Shirt.Woot!

I'm always surprised that before 1987, we thought camouflage was the only way to hide.  Never in a million years did we consider that red and white stripes would make a man harder to find.


I think the armies and navies in the world should invest in new uniforms.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Lost Ring from Qwertee

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Qwertee.

I lost a ring once.  It sucked.  I felt like all the life had drained out of me and that I would never be whole again until it was returned to me.  And that was without magic.  I can only imagine poor Sauron's predicament he found himself in, wallowing in anguish and sorrow, knowing that his precious ring was out there somewhere.


Next time, take the jeweler's advice and get insurance on that thing.

Friday, May 16, 2014

This is MY room! from Shirt.Woot!

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Shirt.Woot!

Being the father of a little boy, this is just the best.


Creative imagination overcomes overactive imagination.



Thursday, May 15, 2014

Fightin' Fetts from teeVillain

Today's Tee of the Day comes from teeVillain

I really have no words for this.  I'm not current on my Mandalorian history, but I don't remember that a university was among their accomplishements.


Think they'll beat the Airforce X-Wings this year?

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

How to Tie a Tie from Threadless

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Threadless

I'd like to think that I'm a connoisseur of ties, but this knot method is one that I'm not familiar with.


Next time, choose a blue one, I guess.

Monday, May 12, 2014

If Life Gives You Melons from Snorg Tees

Today's Tee of the Day Comes From Snorg Tees.

I don't know who thinks life is handing out free fruits.  There's some ninja guy who always wants to bust my melons.  Life didn't just hand me these melons, I had to work for them.  I would have loved to receive free lemons, or melons, or both.  But hey, you get what you get.


Or you could make melonade.  That sounds tasty.

Friday, May 9, 2014

Bonus Tee of the Day: I Do Marathons from 6DollarShirts

It's friday, so why not highlight a bonus tee from 6DollarShirts.

There's no point in resisting, you know you do this, too.  Everyone has, the temptation is too great!  "Why not? What's another episode tonight?"


26.2 Episodes later and you're out cold.

I don't mind 6DollarShirts' goods.  Some of them are pretty funny.  I hate their ads, though.  I don't want to see "Buy my Shirts" scrawled MSpaint-style across some homeless guy's scruffy face any more.  Though I would be willing to be that he makes more money selling shirts for $6 than I do at my day job.  #lame.

8-Bit Legend from Tee Fury

Today's Tee of the Day comes from TeeFury.

I couldn't pass this one up, having seen the story pop up a week or so ago.  I came upon this now authenticated urban legend a couple of years ago in a conglomeration of video game myths and legends in an online news article.  I was very intrigued at a number of them, though this one seemed entirely plausible given the reason for the dump.  I've played the E.T. game, and yeah, it is pretty tough.  My friend had a survival board game, I don't know what it was officialy called, but he and his family always called it "And Then You Die," because no matter how you played it, you took two to three turns, and then you die.  The Atari E.T. game was pretty much like that.  You wander around, turn white, and then you die.  About all you could do is stretch your neck and make a flower grow.  I thought that it was a hard game because I was just a little kid, but when I read about everyone hating the game and returning them, leaving Atari sitting on a million unsold copies, it made sense.  I never doubted this urban legend for a second, so it was no surprise to me that they dug them up this past month.  I was surprised however to hear that there were other games that were dug up as well.  Kind of cool.  You can read a little more about it on the TeeFury blog.


Now someone just needs to find a Polybius cabinet and I'll be really impressed.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

No One Understands Me from Captain KYSO

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Captain KYSO

For some reason I'm the resident math whiz around my office.  I commonly get questions like:  "How do I calculate percentage?" "How do I convert unit x to unit y?" "Where did all my desktop items go?"  Ok, so that last one isn't math based, but it still comes up a lot.  I don't understand how some people got to where they are without understanding arithmetic.  I will admit, though that multivariate calculus is not my strong suit.  So I hear you Maths book, I hear you.


I can't imagine what the Theoretical Quantum Physics book says during his session.  Probably the Psychology book can't either.  Do you think the Psychology book counsels other Psychology books?  Do they understand each other?

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Decisions, Decisions from Once Upon a Tee

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Once Upon a Tee.

With so many different robots out there, sometimes it can be hard to find the droids you're looking for.  What's a guy to do?  Bringing in the usual suspects for a lineup certainly doesn't help when that homeless guy in a brown robe outside keeps waving his hand.


Those skinny eyeslits in the imperial helmets don't make it much easier either.

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Imperial Cars Destroyer from Snappy Kid

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Snappy Kid.

There's been a lot of jokes like this floating around since Disney bought Star Wars.  I'm unsure of what will become of the Star Wars Expanded Universe in the next few years.


I think he's out looking for Luke Skylinewalker.



Monday, May 5, 2014

Always Be Yourself from Snorg Tees

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Snorg Tees.

I knew someone who had the crazy idea that he should name his first kid "Batman" and then give a normal middle name.  Here was his reasoning.  In elementary school, everyone wants to be friends with Batman.  In Middle School/High School, it's something great to put on the back of a jersey..."Taking the field, number 52, BATMAN!" Then when he's an adult, he can go by his middle name and then it's just a fun conversation piece, "Yeah, I go by 'Steve' because that's my middle name.  My real first name is 'Batman'.  See, it says so right here on my driver's license."  This tee is in honor of him.


A year or two after he told me this, he got married and had a kid.  They named her "Sarah." 



Friday, May 2, 2014

Wrong Robot from Shirt.Woot!

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from Shirt.Woot!

Jawas will scrap about anything.  I wonder if someone is going to come along to buy them with a "Shut up and take my money!"  I'm sure the Jawas will be happy to oblige.


Either way, I see this ending badly.

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Coldest in the Galaxy from TeeFury

Today's Tee of the Day Comes from TeeFury.

As far as natural resources go, there are some systems that export better than others.  Tatooine has been single-handedly supplying the galaxy's sand boxes for quite some time.  Endor's moon has no end of redwoods for #2 pencils.  And then there's Hoth.

They finally wised up and realized that even though you might not want to munch on something cold while you’re there, there are other systems dying of thirst.  Now it they could work out some exclusivity deal with Tatooine and figure out logistics, they would be set.